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SUMMARY:Christopher Titus
DESCRIPTION:Christopher Titus takes the audience on a wild ride when the Born With a Defect Tour comes to Raue Center at 8 p.m. on May 5\, 2017. The stand-up comedian will leave the audience clutching their sides with laughter as he tackles his toughest subject to date: kids. "Born With a Defect" takes the audiences on a wild ride through Titus' personal life\, proves why he isn't qualified to be a father and why childless couples win. In 90 minutes\, Titus deconstructs the love of children and proves they really don't care about us at all\, gives parenting advice and tells stories that would make a child therapist get a restraining order. From Titus' reasoning as to why owning a Lamborghini is better than having a child to his other beloved dysfunctional anecdotes\, "Born With a Defect" includes some of Titus' most surprising material to date. As he says in the show\, "if you are a parent this show is therapy. If you don't have kids\, it's 90 minutes of birth control."
X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:Christopher Titus takes the audience on a wild ride when the Born With a Defect Tour comes to Raue Center at 8 p.m. on May 5\, 2017. The stand-up comedian will leave the audience clutching their sides with laughter as he tackles his toughest subject to date: kids. &ldquo\;Born With a Defect&rdquo\; takes the audiences on a wild ride through Titus&rsquo\; personal life\, proves why he isn&rsquo\;t qualified to be a father and why childless couples win. In 90 minutes\, Titus deconstructs the love of children and proves they really don&rsquo\;t care about us at all\, gives parenting advice and tells stories that would make a child therapist get a restraining order. From Titus&rsquo\; reasoning as to why owning a Lamborghini is better than having a child to his other beloved dysfunctional anecdotes\, &ldquo\;Born With a Defect&rdquo\; includes some of Titus&rsquo\; most surprising material to date. As he says in the show\, &ldquo\;if you are a parent this show is therapy. If you don&rsquo\;t have kids\, it&rsquo\;s 90 minutes of birth control.&rdquo\;
LOCATION:Raue Center For The Arts 26 N. Williams Street Crystal Lake\, IL 60014
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URL:https://business.barringtonchamber.com/events/details/christopher-titus-18123
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